The op-ed you wrote in the Wall St. Journal was the single most glaringly ABHORRENT thing I've read since MEIN KAMPF!
Let me point something out... something that you are OBVIOUSLY oblivious of, apparently...
YOU WERE BORN RICH, YOU SPOILED, BLUEBLOOD FUCK!!!
YOU are the new public face of “Affluenza”!
You have ABSOLUTELY no idea how the other side lives, so don't come to me talking about your “principles,” because YOUR (completely soulless, immoral, anti-ethical) “principles” don't mean a fuck to me.
You have CORRUPTLY PURCHASED governments on all levels, all the way down to SMALL SCHOOL BOARDS!
You pump your oil all over the world's lands and waters.
You pay POVERTY WAGES at your corporations.
You work to KICK people who are already down.
You (and your shitty brother) are the most morally and intellectually corrupt individuals since MOUSILLINI!
You may have billions in (several) banks (many of which you hide so you don't have to pay your fair share on them, you thieving fucks), but with regards to your behavior, you're completely and totally ETHICALLY bankrupt!
You worship Ayn Rand, because you feel it entitles you to have no conscience about the things you do...
Well, why don't you be more like John Galt...
… and just...
… fuck off...
… go away...
… leave...
… we don't want you OR your shitty companies...
… just take your money and fuck off...
… seriously.
You (so-called) “Libertarians” are supposed to believe that “your freedom ends where mine begins,” but with your corruption of the nation's governments, you have shown that you actually don't agree with that. You seem to think that you can do whatever you want to THE REST OF US, but that we can't have anything to say or do about it.
To put this into context, you fucking hypocrite, this means you are essentially saying “Your freedom never begins because mine never ends.”
If you TRULY believed that, you would just take your shitty money, build your own shitty island, and keep to yourself, sustainably, so you don't have to rely on anyone else.
Instead, you take everything you can from everyone else (yes... I'm saying YOU'RE the “taker”), and walk all over everyone else to do it.
So, here's my proposal...
Do it... just go fuck off to your own island... leave society... take your shitty brother with you, so you can yacht between each others islands... and leave the rest of us the fuck alone...
… or else...
Google the date “14 July, 1789” for more info.
Here's a hint:
You've NEUTERED our government's ability to act against you, by buying enough of it off... but THE PEOPLE are pissed... your tyranny won't stand much longer... THE PEOPLE won't allow it.
So, in closing, allow me to sum up my commentary thusly:
-You're a fucking narcissist.
-You're a fucking Blueblood.
-You're WORSE than that "Affluenza" kid (HE only killed FOUR people... you're responsible for
THOUSANDS)
-Fuck off.
-Go away.
-Leave.
-You're a fucking hypocrite.
-Fuck off.
-Picture of a guillotine.
Our Supreme Court has dissolved into a pathetic catastrophe.
Yesterday's blatantly CORRUPT decision regarding CORRUPTION was another abomination from a Court I have entirely lost faith in.
John Roberts' writing of the decision was reminiscent of the graven messages left by the “Lipstick Killer,” William Heirens.
Heirens had a compulsion to kill, that he couldn't control. He was given the nickname “The Lipstick Killer,” by leaving messages on the walls of his victims' bedrooms written in lipstick, reading “For heaven's sake catch me before I kill more. I cannot control myself.”
Here's what I mean by that...
John Roberts wrote the decision HIMSELF. In it, he basically said that in order to prove corruption or bribery, you have to PHYSICALLY CATCH money changing hands ON VIDEO, in order for it to be confirmed as corruption.
“Justice” Roberts, though, must have gotten this little tip from the Koch brothers, when he spoke at one of their anal-tongue-cleansing seminars (loosely billed as “conferences”). He would have NEEDED that tip to deal with a guilty conscience, seeing as how he was about to make SEVERAL decisions in their favor, while completely ignoring the Constitution.
Let's be honest, though... there are more people in SCROTUS than JUST Roberts, who is actually SMALL POTATOES when you compare his corruption to that of “Justice” Uncle Thomas.
We should have known this guy would be an insufferable, worthless douchebag during the Anita Hill hearings... but the problem is, we have too many other insufferable, worthless misogynists in America, who decided that she must have been lying because she's a woman. Honestly, that's the ONLY reason he was confirmed. He's a misogynist, and he appealed to all the other American misogynists.
Before becoming a “Justice,” Thomas was a Corporate Lawyer for Monsanto. Since then, he has never recused himself from judging a Monsanto case, and has found in their favor EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! I should say, though... what do you expect from the company that used to make AGENT ORANGE for use in Viet Nam? Obviously, they have no conscience; and neither does Thomas.
Thomas' wife, Ginny, is very politically active in the Tea Party, takes some of her paychecks from the KOCH BROTHERS and other billionaires, who her husband conveniently finds in favor of every time one of them appears before their court.
Thomas has also been caught cheating on his taxes... not reporting all of his income... not reporting parts of his wife's income... more evidence that he doesn't want to get caught being corrupt!
I would take a stab and say that “Justice” Thomas is THE SINGLE MOST CORRUPT SUPREME COURT “JUSTICE” IN AMERICAN HISTORY! Furthermore, I would argue that there is plenty of evidence to back up that claim.
If the Supreme Court were “Alice in Wonderland,” “Justices” Alito and Scalia would be Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. I've always seen these two failures of American Education as interchangable. I've never known them to disagree with each other, and they have the common sense of DRYER LINT, whilst maintaining the intellectual consistency of RUNNY SNOT!
Basically, these two are Theocrats masquerading as “Justices”. They only believe that ONE religion exists, and that ONLY THAT RELIGION should be granted protection under the law; and that NO other religion matters, because it's not a “real religion,” because it's not what THEY believe.
They are BOTH Creationists, who, as we all know, are absolute fucking morons, with no critical thinking ability whatsoever!
Great... two Creationists sitting on the SUPREME FUCKING COURT... yeah... THAT'S what we need... people with an absolute absence of intellectual integrity... THAT'LL do this country good...
Creationists are archaic, moronic IDIOTS, who have NO BUSINESS being ANYWHERE NEAR law... but we have TWO of them on our HIGHEST COURT (and more than a few on the CONGRESSIONAL SCIENCE COMMITTEE... but that's another rant)!!!
Friends, allow me to make a suggestion... one that goes back to two specific points in our history as a Nation; the writing of the Bill of Rights, and the Presidency of Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
The history of our planet has shown that when money stays in one family for a few generations, they start to think that they're BETTER than everyone else! When they get this bullshit, inflated sense of superiority (otherwise known as "Affluenza"), they get it in their heads that they can just buy the government out from underneath us, because they're somehow more deserving of rights than the rest of us clods.
We saw it during Slavery... we saw it during the robber-baron era... we saw it during the Great Depression... and we've seen it at it's worst in the last 40 years.
With the levels of corruption that we've seen at all these times, the time has come to say "Enough is enough" and realize that this is a cycle that will only continue, unless it's addressed as the human rights issue that it is!
Therefore, without further ado, here is my solution to the problem of the tyranny of the wealthy!
I hope you agree, and that you take this to heart as a way to improve our Nation.
If they won't play nice, then we have to MAKE THEM play nice!
text:
WE THE PEOPLE of the United States, having formed a great union, deem these Amendments to the Constitution to be necessary. As the first Bill of Rights addressed the right to be free from tyranny by the government, it has since shown necessary to also address the tyranny of the wealthy upon the poor.
1. Every man and woman of working age has a right to a job that pays them a living wage.
2. Every man, woman, and child has a right to health care, a home, healthy food and clean water.
3. No executive position shall pay more than one-hundred times the annual salary of the lowest-paid position under their charge. Executive wage increases must be voted on by the workforce.
4. No corporate entity may use legal representation of greater expense than that of the person suing them.
5. All workers have a right to arbitration for unjust firings.
6. Privately-run enterprises that are deemed to be “predatory” can be shut down and their assets seized by the United States Government.
7. The right of the people to be free from persecution by their employers for what they say and express themselves in their private lives.
8. The right of the people to know what information is gathered about them by corporate or non-profit entities.
9. The right of the people to be free from Corporate Monopolism.
10. The top twenty percent of the wealthiest individuals and businesses may not lobby Government at any level.
Well, there you go... was it everything you were hoping for? Does this look like 10 things that will address the problems that we currently face? Is this radical enough? Is this TOO radical? You tell me...
Allow me to put the views presented in this piece into context. This may sound strange, but some of the best advice I've ever heard came from the movie, “Team America: World Police”.
(transcript)
“I hurt people... I'm a dick!”
“Well, bein' a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people; Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes! Pussies think everyone can get along, and Dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinkin' it through; but then, you got your Assholes, Chuck. And all the Assholes want is to SHIT ALL OVER EVERYTHING! So, Pussies may get mad at Dicks once in a while, because Pussies get fucked by Dicks; but Dicks ALSO fuck Assholes, Chuck! And if they didn't fuck the Assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your DICK AND YOUR PUSSY ALL COVERED IN SHIT!”
in the grounds of the modern political climate, as I see it.
I'm going to start with the obvious one...
Republicans are Assholes. There's no other way to put it. They ONLY care about the rich, and fall just short of a mantra of “FUCK THE POOR!” They think that they're superior to everyone else because of their religion, their position in society, and their... well... whiteness.
Yes... I'm just going to say it...
The Republican Party has become a White Supremacist Party, regardless of whether or not they realize it or want to admit it! I don't hear anybody denouncing it... not anymore... I don't hear any calls for decency in the party... all I hear coming from them is,
“If you're not JUST LIKE US, then you don't deserve rights! You can't vote! You can't get any help from the government (unless you're rich)! No Faggots allowed! No non-Christians allowed! No Mexicans allowed! No Darkies allowed (exceptions made for Uncle Toms)!
You must express Nationalistic sentiment at all times! If you're not wearing at least one article of clothing or jewelry with the American flag on it, you're ANTI-AMERICAN! Dissent is treason!
ONLY OUR religion matters! All other religions are PHONY! You MUST worship OUR religion, or you're not an American!”
Theocratic White Supremacists are Assholes! Republicans are Theocratic White Supremacists, so that makes them Assholes!
Next group:
Democrats are Pussies.
Not only do they think that everyone can just... get along... they don't understand the concept that
“Respect GRANTED is for respect EARNED!”
So they just let the Republicans get away with all their name-calling, lies, and absolute lunacy and stupidity; believing that they're acting like the “adult in the room.”
Here's the thing, though...
If they want to be the “adult in the room,” then their job, as the adults, is to discipline BRATTY TODDLERS, if their parents have left them in control! If their parents aren't around, then it becomes YOUR DUTY to see that their parents are informed as to their misbehavior! If their parents let them keep doing this destructive, antisocial behavior and throwing hissy-fits when they don't get their way, then you have to DISCIPLINE THE PARENTS!
Pussies WANT to be the “adult in the room”, but they're too chickenshit to act when they need to! All the time they should be ACTING, they sit there waving their finger, saying,
“Now, now... children... settle down... stop throwing things... that's not very nice... please behave... would you do it for your brother? No? Please calm down... if we work together, we can clean the house... I know you don't wanna help, but I need you to... that's not very nice; why would you say that about me... OUCH! NO BITING!... can we please focus on this? I know you want cookies, but you can't have any right now... settle down... settle down... gosh, why won't you settle down?... that's not very nice...”
All the time, the Pussies don't realize that the parents have given the toddlers COCAINE, and they'll NEVER settle down until they completely crash... and you can FORGET about a nap (for you OR them)!
So, if we have a proliferation of Pussies and Assholes in our Government, where the fuck are the Dicks?
There are a few Dicks... but nowhere near enough to ACTUALLY make a difference.
I would consider Dicks to be people like Alan Greyson, Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders... but of those three, only one has the unabashed balls to call things what they are.
Alan Greyson, during the Health “Care” Reform debate, brilliantly and honestly said,
“This is the Republican Party's plan for Health Care:
Step one is, DON'T GET SICK...
… but if you DO get sick...
… the Republican plan is to DIE QUICKLY!”
See what I mean?
Now THAT took balls! THAT'S the kind of Dick we need more of!
Slap the fuckers down... call them out and make them defend themselves! Make them prove you wrong! Say it STRONGLY! Say it LOUDLY! If you have to break a few arms and hurt some feelings, SO BE IT! If that's going to hurt someone's feelings, then maybe that's because YOU'RE RIGHT!
Here's what the Pussies don't realize...
You may not like that, but that doesn't make it any less true. We're violent, barbaric, meat-eating, gun-collecting, “shoot 'em if yer wronged”, cage-fighting worshipers of sadism and war. Our entertainment and our history is all you need to prove that fact. Bear in mind, the second we honkeys set foot on Plymouth Rock, we were a nation bent on white Christian privilege and war. The first things we did as a Nation were wipe out the Native Americans, bring slaves from Africa, burn witches, force Christian imperialism on the indigenous peoples who decided not to fight us, and then went to war with the country that largely funded our pilgrimage from Europe...
As for our entertainment, look at the most popular movies and television shows... most of the popular movies come with an R rating (and even the PG-13 movies can be pretty heavy-handed... consider “The Ring”). We produce a lot of movies that glorify our past wars and warriors. Television is FILLED with violent images and concepts, all across the spectrum of our viewership. What were the most popular toys when I was a kid? GI Joe. He Man. Transformers. We program war into our children from the earliest ages, and continue all through life. There should be no surprise that we grow into violent adults.
I'll never deny that I personally consume these things, myself... I watch some of the most violent horror and action movies out there... from Peter Jackson's early work, to James Wan's. I'm no stranger to disturbing imagery, and quite frankly, I enjoy it. What you have to consider is, in that regard, I'm part of a HUGE majority of Americans, who consume and enjoy violence just as I do.
So, if you sit there and cosmetically scrub every phrase to make it as “unoffensive” as possible, walk on eggshells to try and make people like you, and let the other side bully you without making noise about it, then you're only going to attract MORE PUSSIES LIKE YOU, and nothing will get done, because the Pussies are too afraid to take any truly effective ACTION! They'd rather sit there and get SHIT ON by the Assholes!
My advice to anyone who may be seeking to enter the CLUSTERFUCK we call our “Government,” here you go:
1. Don't be afraid of offending people who NEED TO be offended!
2. Call a bigot a bigot... a liar a liar... a Calvinist a Calvinist... a Theocrat a Theocrat... and an Asshole an Asshole!
3. Don't let the Pussies soften your words!
4. Use more “Emotional” words. For example, call it “WAGE THEFT” rather than “income inequality.” “Theft” promotes anger, while “inequality” promotes pity, which many barbaric Americans see as “whiny.”
5. Avoid using words that instil pity. Stick with words that trigger and promote anger and ire!
6. Make your own waves and ride them into shore!
7. Stand up for yourself!
8. Exploit their weaknesses! This means hit them in the 'stupid' button... they're not that smart... really... they're not.
9. Here's a valuable phrase: “How much were you paid to say that?” Ask this EVERY TIME they disparrage the poor, promote the oil industry, bash Obamacare, deny climate change, or mention “over-regulation”!
10. When they talk about Abortion or Gay Marriage, recite the first ten words of the First Amendment: “Congress shall pass no law respecting an establishment of religion!” Then, POINT OUT that these are the FIRST TEN WORDS of the FIRST Amendment, and that if they haven't read that, then they probably haven't read ANY of the Constitution (because they haven't)!
11. If they say they should be elected because they're a Christian, recite this part of Article 6 of the Constitution:
“No religious test shall ever be required for any office or public trust under the United States.”
Then, point out again that they haven't read the Constitution!
12. NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR BEING STRONGLY WORDED! Apologies are ammunition, just like irresponsible comments! If your opponent is offended that you would openly call him an Asshole for BEING an Asshole, then DOUBLE DOWN AND MAINTAIN COURSE! People WILL respect you for it!
These measures will net you a national audience, a lot of eyes, a lot of donations, and a lot of votes!
… or you could run as a Pussy, and forgo the people who WANT AND DESERVE a hard-headed, unabashedly blunt, unapologetically honest BADASS for their Representative or Senator, who, if they do these things, will speak for a lot more of America than JUST the Pussies (which is actually a MINORITY in America, but not in the Democratic Party).
Thanks to the Pussies being pussies, the Assholes are basically holding the nation at a standstill...
However, thanks to the Pussies, the Assholes aren't COMPLETELY shitting all over us...
… so, I guess...
The Pussies are causing constipation in the Assholes, but the Assholes are causing constipation in EVERYTHING!
“The best
laid plans of mice and men often go astray.”
-John Steinbeck
I don't want
to come off as a pessimist, but here's the thing...
I'm
frustrated. I'm pissed off. I feel disenfranchised. I feel
ignored.
… and
here's why...
I've written
letter after letter to politicians, and more than a few to political
parties. I keep telling them one thing. In a nutshell, it can be
boiled down to this:
Don't forget
about the stupid people.
… and here's
what I mean by that...
The great
George Carlin once said, “Imagine how stupid the average person
is... now, realize that half the people are even dumber than that!”
I've found this philosophy very useful in understanding the reasons
that things are so bad right now.
You've got a
bunch of evil, rich douchebags (like the Koch brothers) who
understand how stupid people are, and have a subordinate organization
(the Republican Party) to push their agenda and make it sound
reasonable to said “stupid people”.
On the other
side, you've got a bunch of people (the Democratic Party) who are so
smart, they're stupid as well. These people, however, aren't stupid
in the same way. Unlike the Republican stupid people, they possess
the ability of CRITICAL THINKING! Unfortunately, that means that
they think EVERYONE possesses the ability of critical thinking. As a
result, they expect that the Republicans will have a sudden bout of
rationality.
The fact of the
matter is, if they are not able to think critically, then they will
NEVER have that much-desired bout of rationality! The Democratic
Party wants to give the stupid people the “benefit of the doubt.” They think that people will suddenly just "wake up." They also, unfortunately, think that talking down to people is rude.
It's not
“talking down” to people, though, if you're talking to them in a
manner that they can relate to. If you talk over too many people's
heads, they'll be more offended. They're more likely to think you're
calling them stupid if you say things they are incapable of
understanding, than if you HUMBLE yourself to speak to them in a way
they can actually fucking relate to.
Remember during
the 2008 elections, Republicans were referring to Democrats as
“elitist?”
That's what
they meant. “Elitism” means something different to Republicans
than it does to Democrats.
Democrats see
“elitism” as wealthy people talking down about poor people, as
rich "Affluenza cases" are want to do, and have been increasingly verbal about.
Republicans see
“elitism” as people who talk over their heads. Don't forget...
these are people who OPPOSE education! Remember this?:
They think that
education is “Liberal Indoctrination,” so they REJECT education
readily! Therefore, when someone is more intelligent than them, they
must be talking down to them like a snob! On top of that, if someone
is more educated than them, they must be a filthy, stinkin', no good,
Socialist, Fascist Liberal!
LET'S STOP
THERE FOR A MOMENT, AND I'LL POINT SOMETHING OUT:
Most people
WANT intelligent people leading them, don't they? After all, aren't smart people
going to make better decisions? You'd think so... right?
Most of US
would make that distinction, but when you see intelligence as the
ENEMY, you're not going to vote for intelligent people; you're going
to vote for people you believe to be more on YOUR level.
Let this serve
as evidence of my previously posed assertion as to the lack of
critical thinking skills of the people in the Republican Party. You
or I READILY see the blatant failure of logic in abject hatred of
intelligent people. Why do you think so many “facepalm” memes
are floating around social media?
Consider Ken
Ham, curator of the “Creation Museum.” He will never abandon his
beliefs, because he has absolutely NO way to weigh one set of facts
against another. Ergo, it really did nothing for Bill Nye to debate
him, other than giving people more ammunition to laugh at the
Creationists with. Very few positions will change.
NOW LET ME
STOP AGAIN AND POINT SOMETHING ELSE OUT:
This is a
perfect example of the stupidity of intelligent people. The notion
that debating indoctrinated people who completely lack reason might
actually accomplish something, depicts the inability of intelligent
people to realize HOW STUPID the stupid people are, and the lack of
understanding as to why.
How often do
you hear people ask, “Why don't they learn?” or “Why aren't
they getting this?”
These questions
often accompany facial expressions of pure confusion. The people
asking these questions (usually news commentators) sit there,
DUMBFOUNDED to the stupidity of things people say or do, never
realizing that they're reporting on people who have NO ABILITY to
change at this point!
ON A DAILY
BASIS, I see or hear a talk show host, or a journalist, or another
intellectual type person PULLING THEIR HAIR OUT because the person
they're debating simply has no ability to challenge their knowledge
or understanding, and the host completely fails to understand this
fact about them. It should be noted, however, that in the case of
politicians, they may be saying these things because they're PAID to
say these things, regardless of what they truly believe.
On social
media, if they feel they're being forced to challenge their beliefs,
they talk over the person they're debating, attempt to change the
topic, and ultimately resort to insults; many of which make no sense,
as the person using them has no concept as to their meaning, but
they've been told that these are BIG, BAD, DIRTY, LOW-DOWN things to
call people, like “Socialist,” “Marxist,” “Maoist,”
“Fascist,” and “Liberal.”
Think about
it... haven't you noticed these things, yourself? Haven't you
encountered people that are both incredibly stupid and incredibly
hard-headed? Haven't you encountered REALLY stupid people who
believe whole-heartedly that they're smarter than everyone else?
Too many
people are either too stupid to know they're stupid, or so smart,
they're stupid.
I realize I haven't written for a while. I've been trying to branch out my talents and techniques, to encompass a broader variety of mediums. I hope you've enjoyed my recent offerings.
So, dusting off the ol' cobwebs, I thought I'd share the most recent mental query loop I've been stuck in.
I'm often very
frustrated and conflicted between my beliefs, my thoughts, and
reality. Sure, I realize that EVERYONE has these conflicts... that's
what makes up half of our existence on this planet! Through a series
of questions, I will demonstrate my current prevailing enigma...
then, maybe someone ELSE can contemplate it as well, and I don't have
to suffer this alone.
Question #1:
Is it ever ok
to advocate for the death of someone (this includes capital
punishment and/or murder)?
Question #2:
There are
LEGITIMATE threats to society, due to lack of Psychological and/or
Psychiatric treatment. Sometimes, they snap and shoot up movie
theaters, malls, or schools. These people will never be
re-introduced into society, and will likely only go on to kill more
people in prison. Is their life as precious as yours or mine, if
they are going to spend their life taking your life or mine?
Question #3:
Some of the
most mentally deranged people are also the WEALTHIEST people. They
use their money to ensure that the rest of the “unwashed masses”
never see a dime. This is one of the effects of the recently coined
term, “Affluenza.” These people are entirely destructive to
society, and likely have no chance at rehabilitation. This is
something that they WILL pass on to their children, further
contributing to the problem. What should be done with them?
Question #4:
Given the
political power these wealthy people have, it's likely that they will
never see a courtroom for their crimes. If they DO somehow see a
courtroom, they'll just pay a fine and continue to do what they are
doing. This does NOTHING to solve the problem. If our Government
and courts have been so deeply corrupted by the neutering money of
the wealthy, how can we trust them to hold the wealthy to any kind of
accountability for what they have done to us?
Question #5:
Given the level
of corruption of governments (notice the plural) and destruction to
society and the environment, which threatens us all, is this a matter
that the World Court should take on as “Crimes Against Humanity”?
Question #6:
If our
governments CAN'T act, and the World Court WON'T act to hold these
people accountable for their crimes, including slavery, treason,
global wealth theft, racketeering, bribery, extortion, and class
genocide (their unwillingness to allow the poor the dignity of
medical assistance, food, or basic needs by actively fighting against
it while seeking greater wealth from the governments for themselves,
IS a genocide of the poor!), at what point does it fall upon the duty
of the PEOPLE OF THE WORLD to exact their justice from these people?
Question #7:
If the people
were to do such a thing, what would justice be? Some form of
“People's Court”? A tribunal held by the MASSES, rather than the
courts they've corrupted? What good would that do, if we have to go
through the Government and Courts to uphold any verdict?
Question #8:
Even if “the
people” find these corrupt bastards guilty, their banks still have
to be garnished. There would be no way to hold them accountable.
What then?
Question #9:
Consider
Bastielle day... the French Revolutionaries stormed the Bastielle,
freed their friends and families who had been unfairly imprisoned,
and then raided the Aristocracy and beheaded every rich asshole they
could find; after which balance was restored to the distribution of
wealth. But consider this... there were no BANKS back then!
Everything was handled through precious metals!
Given the
prevalence of banks in today's world, beheading the wealthy ruling
elite really wouldn't accomplish anything more than kicking their
fortunes down to their Affluenzic, worthless blueblood kids, and we
face the same problem again. The only difference would be, the
wealthy would protect themselves better, because they can afford
better walls and landmines.
Result: nothing
gained; problem potentially escalated. Wealthy get worse and more
indignant. Hunger Games is created to give poor people SOME hope.
So, if our
Governments CAN'T act, the World Court WON'T act, our own tribunal
would accomplish NOTHING, and assassinations would only make things
WORSE...
We've seen it
time and time again... profit over life... many of us have lived it,
ourselves... and now, a pattern repeats itself.
We all remember
the tragedies associated with these companies; yet, we fail to make
the simple connection linking them all...
Not a single
one of them thought enough of their piddly employees or neighbors to
ensure their safety. When it came to improving conditions, they
bought their way out of it with bribes to Congress by means of
“lobbyists”... and their greed cost human lives, and continue to!
These bribes
lowered standards and reduced the numbers of regulators to the point
that they were too swamped to do their job...
… and now, in
Texas, we have a SPECIAL case, in that Rick Perry BRAGS about the
deregulation that's “bringing businesses to Texas.” First of
all, the VAST majority of jobs that have moved in are MINIMUM WAGE
jobs! What fuckin' good is that going to do for a father of two?
Minimum wage...
do you realize what 'minimum wage' ACTUALLY means??? 'Minimum wage'
means,
“... well, we
WOULD pay you less, but we can't... you're really only a peon...”
… and, given
the fact that businesses can get away with almost ANYTHING in Texas,
minimum wage jobs are moving in, because employers KNOW that they
don't have to give a shit about their employees there!
Do we REALLY
need any more evidence that these douchebags don't give a fuck about
the lives of ANYONE else??? They all knew the risks their employees
and neighbors were taking, and they simply didn't care... as long as
it saved them a few bucks.
Consider
this... employer abuses now are as high or higher than they were...
(are you ready for this?)... during THE GREAT DEPRESSION!!!
Yes, there it
is again... the Depression... we've seen it in relation to worker
compensation, wealth distribution, and reckless Wall Street
behavior... and yes... working conditions.
They wanted
child labor. They fought a minimum wage. They fought a 40 hour work
week. They fought against safe working conditions. They fought it
all, because it was eating into their paychecks... and they're STILL
doing it today!!!
The upper
echelons of the business world have become entirely held by
sociopathic blue-blood narcissists, and THIS is what we get for it!!!
You can't even call what we get “table scraps” at this point...
we get the “pity” pay...
“Here you
are... now, go away before you get your 'poor' on me... and don't
touch the pool... I'd hate to have to drain it... stay on the
plastic, please... off the carpet...”
So what if a
few of the lost little lemmings die... there are SO MANY of them...
and they just keep making more... they're so CUTE!
Don't you get
it yet??? That's how they see us!!! If they didn't, they would have
the conscience not to do the things that have taken the lives of so
many of the people. If they actually DID care about their employees,
they would actually put SOME effort into making safer conditions for
the people who make them their fortunes!
Business these
days is run like a slaughterhouse. For every one slaughtered,
there's another cow coming right in behind to fill the exact same
position. So, why take care of them, when they're so easily
replaceable?
For a long
time, they only paid people enough to keep them from bitching. These
days, they don't care how much people bitch... you'll take what you
get and you'll LIKE it, or you'll get FIRED for bitching when you
should be working!
Employers have
us by the balls, because they KNOW it's a shitty economy out there,
and they KNOW that you HAVE TO take it, because you'll just get more
of the same shit for less money at the next place that tricks you
into joining their ranks with silver-forktongue promises without
telling you that you have to be there ten years before you get a
nickel's raise.
But is anybody
in Washington talking about this??? FUCK NO!!! Why??? Because “We
the People” don't have a LOBBYIST!!!
Wanna know the
fucked up thing???
WE SHOULDN'T
HAVE TO HAVE ONE!!! That job SHOULD be filled by the ASSHOLES WE
ELECT!!!
At what point
does corporate “lobbying” get recognized for what it is...
corporate oppression?!
My friends,
we've been placing our efforts in the wrong places.
Many of us
recognize this for what it is... a silent class war.
We tried to
make a change with “Occupy”... but sights were set too high. We
were attacking the wrong first target.
If you want the
advantage, you first take out the infrastructure with which they arm
themselves, so that when they're out of ammo, they're just out; and
they can't fire any more shots.
Considering the
fact that their ammunition is the money that's flooding into
Washington, the first target should be the LOBBYING FIRMS; not the
banks, themselves.
The banks are
soulless. Asking them to change their ways is no different than
asking Charles Manson politely to abandon “Helter Skelter”...
which is why you have to take down the “Manson Family” first!
So, what we
SHOULD be doing, is making it as hard as possible for these lobbying
firms to conduct business! Every time they have a meeting, someone
should be RIGHT THERE with a microphone and a video camera!
Those assholes
should be shadowed the same way the Paparazzi follows Britney
Spears!!!
In fact, TMZ,
I'm tired of your shallow, exploitative bullshit! Why don't you
direct your efforts somewhere that's ACTUALLY productive for society!
Why don't you start following the assholes that might be committing
FELONIES, rather than the people who might at some point commit a
'nip-slip?'
I don't give a
FUCK about 'who got fat,' or about who's pregnant with who's kid, or
who's cheating on who...
NONE OF IT
MAKES A FUCKIN' DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD!!! IT'S NONE OF OUR FUCKIN'
BUSINESS!!!
You have
so-called “journalists” who can find out that J-Lo has a mosquito
bite on her ass from three miles away, but you can't use that same
team to expose the lobbyists and Congresspeople for the douchebags
they are??? Come the fuck on... do the right thing for a change...
then, maybe... JUST MAYBE... America won't be seen as the shallow
assholes we've become to the rest of the world...
Perhaps this
post is ill-timed, given the fact that election season is over, but I
feel this has to be said...
I'm tired of
people in the media describing Colorado as a “Purple” State.
I've been here
my whole life, and I can tell you, with most certainty, that Colorado
is neither a “Red” State nor a “Blue” State; but we're not
“Purple” (meaning, our elections could go either way).
While it's true
that Colorado went both times for Bush and both times for Obama, I
can tell you with absolute certainty that this is not a determinate
factor in our politics. Those factors barely scratch the surface of
our dynamic.
Here's the
truth (whether you like it or not)... Colorado is more of a
Libertarian State than one that “swings.” The voters here are
somewhat savvy when it comes to rationality and understanding of
complicated issues.
Colorado is a
very intelligent State by the numbers. As a State, we have the third
highest number of College Graduates per capita in the Country. Here
in Denver, libraries are easily found, as well as book stores coffee
shops (like the place I choose to write all this shit... shout out to
Fireside Books and Coffee, on Hampden and Delaware... stop in and
have a look around... this place is GREAT). We're a very literate
state!
We also have
the highest concentration of breweries in the Country; which dictates
our love of diversity and originality in tastes. This is also given
emphasis by our eclectic collection of international cuisine.
Colorado is a
haven for people who have a hard time finding where they belong.
I've always been a very social person, so I wind up talking to lots
of different people at the bars I frequent (like Sancho's Broken
Arrow, the Doghouse, and Armida's Karaoke Bar). Somewhere between a
third and a half of the people I meet have the same story... either
they know someone here, or they heard this was a cool place, so they
moved here and fell in love with Colorado.
The majority of
these people felt “out of place” in their former home for one
reason or another. As a result, Colorado (or, at least, Denver) has
become the cultural equivalent of the “Island of the Misfit Toys.”
We have a very large LGBT population, a very large geek population,
and a SHITLOAD of stoners (which is a GOOD thing... and supposedly,
Woody Harrellson, one of the “stoner kings,” is rumored to be moving here in light of Amendment 64)!
Our small towns
aren't as “rural” as the small towns in most of the rest of the
country. We have some VERY “liberal” small towns, like
Breckenridge, Colorado City, and Monument. The “Conservative rural
town” isn't as present here as it is in other parts of the country.
Colorado's
politics are basically controlled by our four largest cities: Denver,
Colorado Springs, Boulder, and Fort Collins. These four cities might
as well be separate countries. Boulder is the most “Liberal” of
the four cities, being that it has several colleges; and Colorado
Springs (the City I try to avoid like the plague... it's a whole
different universe) is the most “Conservative,” being the home of
the Air Force Academy and the original home of “Focus on the
Family” (which recently moved to Highlands Ranch; the most wealthy
and conservative suburb of Denver... Mike “The Lying Douchebag”
Coffman's district). Denver and Fort Collins, however, are not as
“Liberal” as the rest of the country would like to believe.
People here
have a strong attachment to individual rights and a “mind your own
fuckin' business” attitude with regards to law making. This is why
we were able to decriminalize marijuana, legalize medicinal marijuana, and eventually fully legalize
marijuana. This is also why I believe that we will see marriage
equality in the near future (our Statehouse already legalized “civil
unions” this year).
Being mostly
rational, intelligent people, we have found a balance; not between
Democrats and Republicans; but between Liberals and Libertarians.
Maybe it's just
the crew I run with, but the majority of the people I meet tend to
fall right down the middle of this dividing line.
I'll be
honest... I like it that way. The Libertarians here are much more
rational than Teabaggers or “typical” Republicans. You can
ACTUALLY have a REAL conversation with people, without it dissolving
into “YER JUST A LIBURUL DEMUCRAT COMMIE!” People openly and
freely express their opinions, and discuss them at length (and yes,
even in bars... I know... that's supposed to be a “no-no”; but it
works here).
I love the
friendly, approachable nature of our populous. We're easy and fun to
engage; and place great pride in the fact that we can have a
reasonable conversation about virtually any topic; even the ones that
are somewhat “touchy.”
As a result of
our somewhat Libertarian populous, the determinate factor in a
State-wide or National election isn't so much WHO'S running, but what
they represent. However, if voters in Denver, Boulder, and Fort
Collins sit out an election (as we saw in 2000 and 2004), the
Theocrats in Colorado Springs have a disproportionate voice to the
rest of the State, which makes us LOOK “purple.” When this
happens, the rest of us RATIONAL people get pissed. However, we
learn from our mistakes, so when these things happen, they usually
get corrected in the next election cycle.
Colorado is the
greatest place on Earth! Come and see for yourself... you'll quickly
learn that everything I've said is accurate and true!
To the media,
I'd like to say this...
STOP calling us
a “purple” state! If you want the straight beef, ASK THE PEOPLE
HERE! We LIKE to engage in these conversations! We LIKE to talk
about politics! Any chance we get to share in the glory of Colorado,
we take it!
Suppose, for
just a moment, that someone actually DOES come to “take yer guns
away”... what are you REALLY gonna do???
Are you going
to have the presence of mind to wonder WHY they're taking your guns?
Or are you going
to think that the big, evil, Totalitarian government is taking
over... or will you consider the notion that maybe they ACTUALLY have
a reason to pay a visit?
What if they
have a warrant? What will you do then?
Do you REALLY
want to be “that guy” on the news who barricades himself in his
house with an arsenal, creating a three-day standoff with the police?
I mean, when you see those guys, don't you think, “Yeah... that
guy SHOULDN'T have guns...”
… but if
YOU'RE on the other side of the camera, and YOU'RE the one who people
are watching; all of whom are thinking the same thing about you that
you thought about all those other people on the news, will you think,
“Man... maybe I really SHOULDN'T have all those guns...” or are
you going to think, “I WAS RIGHT!!! THE TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT IS
HERE!!!”
Your standoff won't be successful... the police can cut your power off... they can make sure you don't get food... they can hold out as long as it takes. Even if you have a basement crammed full of MRE's and canned foods, you have to run out sooner or later... and they'll be ready for you, when you do. So all the guns in the world won't make a lick of difference. How long do you REALLY think you can hold out? Furthermore, don't you think that they; being of much larger numbers than just you in your house; might have you out-numbered?
Let me be clear... "Rambo" was a MOVIE! Nobody's going to successfully take on the police or the army with a survival knife and a bow and arrow; nor will they do it with a bunch of consumer-grade weaponry. If you HONESTLY believe that you stand a chance, then you really ARE crazy or stupid... take your pick.
(Author's note: I realize that he took on the American government in "First Blood;" not "Rambo"... "Rambo" was in Vietnam... it's just the name that people recognize.)
Here's the
truth... if you've made threats against the government, and you've
said that you intend to use your guns against the government in a
scenario you've been presented by the NRA (even if it has ZERO basis
in reality), then don't you fit into the same category as all those
crazy people you see on the news?
The Branch Davidian Cult was holding children hostage... they were every bit as
crazy as the Manson Family... and they had a stockpile of guns that
probably rivaled some small nations. We all know that they were
BATSHIT CRAZY, and look where it got them...
I was behind someone
at the Grocery Store one day, when one of these morons decided to
start bitching when their receipt said that sales tax was included
with their total.
“But, sir...
we CAN'T take the tax off...”
“I TOLD YOU
WHEN YOU WERE RINGING ME UP... I'M SOVEREIGN FROM THE OPPRESSIVE
GOVERNMENT, AND I DON'T PAY TAXES!!! WHAT ABOUT THAT DON'T YOU
FUCKING UNDERSTAND???”
(me) “Then
don't take any of the roads or bike paths that THE REST OF US are
paying for... fuck off and go home! Don't wanna live here? Move to
fucking Somalia... Saudi Arabia... I don't give a fuck... just get
out of OUR country!” (SOMEBODY had to say it... the checker couldn't...
she was at work... she would have gotten fired... so she gave me a
“thank you” smile)
The guy put his
hand on his hip, exposing the handle of his handgun. “And what are you
gonna DO about it?”
It sure was fun
watching him get tazed by the police five minutes later, when he
tried to pull his gun on them... I only wish I could have been there
when he was sitting in the police department (that I paid for, but
not him), making a phone call to his wife...
“DAMMITT,
EDGAR!!! I TOLD YOU not to do that! Now look what it's got you!”
Noticing a
theme, here? These people are DUMB AS ROCKS, and you want to side
with THEM??? Where's the logic in that?
Again, you're
falling victim to things you've been told that simply aren't true.
The fact of the matter is, Hitler didn't take the guns away; the
Treaty of Versailles did.
The Allies
didn't want to see a repeat of WWI; which happened, in part, due to
German Nationalistic Imperialism; and fueled by Germany's loose gun
laws. SOME citizens were disarmed by the treaty, because (just like the Branch Davidian Cult) they posed a threat to the peaceful existence of the
rest of the people of Europe.
Just like
the morons back then, some of the morons now SHOULD have their guns
taken away! You say, yourself, that some people shouldn't have
guns... and that's what history shows, too. We all agree that the
dividing line should be HOW the guns are used; whether they're used
for oppression or crime; or they're used for hunting and sport. We
can all agree that there are some things that guns SHOULDN'T be used
for...
So then, why
are you so concerned that the government is coming for YOUR guns???
If they come
with a warrant, and we BOTH know that very few warrants are issued
for such a reason, then why would you think they're coming for your
guns just to be oppressive dicks? Bear in mind, the Branch Davidian Cult felt the EXACT same way as you do; that their rights were being
infringed; as do the “Sovereign Citizens;” as do all those crazy
assholes who barricade themselves in their house and force
standoffs...
Here's my
recommendation... if you REALLY think that you're entitled to your
weapons, then don't present yourself as looking like a paranoid
schizophrenic! If you want your weapons, then don't suggest they
should be used against the government, because we BOTH know (as I've
presented in evidence) that the people who attempt to, always show
that they're FUCKING NUTS; and they don't stand a chance, anyway!!!
Let me ask, has
your delusion spread so far that you think you're different than the
rest of the crazies in such a scenario? Because let me tell you,
when you talk about taking on the government with your little
arsenal, you sound JUST like them!
